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Halloween Masks Don’t Count as Face Masks, Says CDC
September 23, 2020Rats, thought I had a loophole. We’re about a week away from October, spookiest month of...
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Hawaii to Loosen Quarantine Requirements in October
September 17, 2020The island state will soon allow travelers to bypass quarantine. Hawaii Governor David Ige announced on...
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Microsoft Retrieves Experimental Data Center from Ocean Floor
September 14, 2020And I thought you weren’t supposed to drop your computer in the bathtub! One of the...
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Nintendo Surprise-Announces ‘Breath of the Wild’ Prequel
September 9, 2020Time to learn what happened 100 years ago. If you haven’t played The Legend of Zelda:...
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Old Navy Employees Offered Payment to Volunteer at Polls
September 2, 2020Are they still “volunteers” if they’re getting paid? One of the problems making people nervous about...
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Apple Promotes ‘PUBG Mobile’ to Rib Epic Games
August 28, 2020Apple is offering alternatives on the App Store to Fortnite. Apple and Epic Games are still...
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McDonald’s Launching Spicy McNuggets
August 25, 2020After near forty years, McNuggets are finally getting a new flavor. As much as I love...
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Michigan to Pay $600 Million to Flint Residents
August 20, 2020Victims of Flint’s water crisis will receive money from the state government. Back in 2014, the...
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Teachers Strike Over COVID Concerns
August 17, 2020Teachers in multiple states have organized a mass “sick out.” Today is officially the first day...
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The Final Blockbuster is Now an Airbnb
August 12, 2020The last bastion of the 90s, available for your rooming pleasure. As convenient as modern streaming...
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Iowa Company Obtains Five Burger King Locations for $1
August 7, 2020Now that’s what I call having it your way. I’m no business genius, but I’m reasonably...
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Analogue Pocket Pre-Orders Sell Out in 15 Minutes
August 4, 2020Wow, people really miss their Game Boys, I guess. Yesterday, pre-orders opened for the Analogue Pocket,...
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Disneyland Narrows Mask Requirements
July 29, 2020Bandannas ain’t gonna cut it anymore. In their ongoing crusade to offer theme park fun despite...

